A 40,000 year old flute has been found.
As a music-lover, this pleases me.
There's just one thing: it's made of vulture bone.
All I can think of is a bunch of cavemen sitting around a fire playing it and thinking, "Myyyyy, how the tables have turned."
It also reminds me of a Far Side cartoon, which was Photoshopped into a real-life scene at Worth1000 by user Bigpeeler thusly:
(I actually cannot find the original Larson 'toon.)