Be it known...

PROCLAMATION OF THE FOUNDING OF THE ASTRONAUT GARRETT REISMAN FAN CLUB

WHEREAS, Garrett Reisman spent 95 days on the International Space Station without losing his sense of humor;

WHEREAS, Garrett Reisman graduated from Parsippany High School, and "Parsippany" is a pretty great word;

WHEREAS, Garrett Reisman was the first Jewish American to live on the International Space Station;

WHEREAS, Garrett Reisman referred to his wife Simone as his "favorite earthling";

WHEREAS, Garrett Reisman has a cat named Fuzzy, and

WHEREAS, Garrett Reisman made the most impressive video tour of the International Space Station to date

Now therefore, let it be known that Janet, Chris, and Cathy Ward hereby formally establish the "Astronaut Garrett Reisman Fan Club" and related blog to honor and celebrate the coolest man on Earth. Or off. Notwithstanding his affection for the despicable New York Yankees Base Ball Club. Which stinks.

This 20th day of June, 2008